Saturday, 7 March 2026

The ultimate unwinnable wager

 

There was a report a few days ago about the possibility that there had been some insider trading on a web betting – sorry, ‘prediction’ – site where some individuals may have made a killing by correctly ‘predicting’ either the attack on Iran or the death of the Ayatollah. It may, of course, be the case that the involvement of a Trump in the company hosting the ‘prediction’ market is a complete coincidence and/or that one Trump knew nothing about what another Trump was about to do. Perhaps there should be a market in predicting whether Trumps will gain financially from US government actions.

It is, apparently, possible to put money on a ‘prediction’ of almost anything. It seems that the same company hosting the bets on those ‘predictions’ also briefly ran a market in predictions of nuclear Armageddon. That market has subsequently been pulled, apparently because some felt that an attempt to make a bit of money betting on the deaths of millions of humans might be considered a little distasteful. To a compulsive gambler – sorry, ‘predictor’ – there is nothing that’s off limits when it comes to placing a bet, but the company running the market probably considered that whatever it had by way of a reputation would probably not be helped.

I found myself wondering, though, what sort of person would bet money on such an event. If the event happens, then the chances of the gambler being alive to claim his winnings are slim, to put it mildly. The chances of the company still being in existence to take the money from the losers and pay it to the winners are even lower. And what would the winners do with the money if there was no longer a functioning economy in which to spend it? Maybe those betting on nuclear destruction believe that nuclear Armageddon would not be so bad after all. The individual might survive a nuclear war, the company might still be able to organise the pay out, and the money would still be useful. But in those circumstances, the company would be able to argue, justifiably, that what just happened wasn’t nuclear Armageddon after all; and if the event didn’t happen, then those ‘predicting’ that it would happen would neither win nor receive any payout. It’s an essentially unwinnable bet for those predicting that outcome. There were some, apparently, willing to make the bet anyway. Even if they had advance knowledge that someone intended to start the nuclear war, it’s still a pretty stupid bet. As well as being tasteless.

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