In scenes vaguely reminiscent of the Four Yorkshiremen, it
seems that the so-called ‘leaders’ of the UK and Canada got themselves into a debate
in Germany over who had arrived in the smallest private jet. At a mere 45
metres long, Johnson’s A321 Airbus beat Trudeau’s 47 metre Airbus CC-150 in the
aircraft poverty stakes. How many people were in Johnson’s retinue is not
recorded, but it’s doubtful whether it was anywhere near the 170 – 220 which an
A321 is normally capable of carrying.
Johnson did, however, cheat in order to
win the game. (Nothing new there of course.) It seems that he only won because
he was in the backup aircraft, rather than his usual transport, which is a 60
metre long Voyager variant of the Airbus A330 (normally configured, in civilian
use, for anything up to 406 passengers). That, however, was unavailable,
because the monarchy have first call on its use, and Charles Windsor had exercised
his royal privilege to bag the plane for himself. Presumably to make sure that
there was adequate space for his official
toilet seat, and enough cupboards to hold carrier
bags full of cash should he happen, in the course of his travels, to bump into
any rich sheiks looking to relieve themselves of a spare few million quid.
Johnson’s victory over Trudeau because of
the use of the royal trump card does, however, bring us to the question that
no-one seems to have asked. Both Johnson and Windsor travelled from the same
starting point (London) to the same destination (Rwanda) to attend the same meeting, and each used a
separate enormous aircraft to do so. And while Johnson then travelled on to
Germany leaving the heir to the throne in Kigale, the bigger plane continued to
sit on the runway at Kigale until such time as its passenger returns home.
Whilst we know that the two men are not exactly the best of bosom
buddies at the moment, they both claim to be strong supporters of action on
climate change, something which is not exactly easy to square with use of large
private jets. Surely either one of the planes would have been quite large
enough for them to sit far enough apart that they didn’t even need to
acknowledge each other. One each side of the cash cupboards perhaps. Is it
really beyond the wit of those purporting to run the UK to organise itineraries
such that one plane would have sufficed?