Friday, 21 February 2025

Pity the drafters of that communiqué

 

Last week, Trump appeared to crown himself King of the USA. Perhaps it was a joke, although I’m not really sure that he does jokes, seemingly being prone to a degree of confusion between a joke and an insult. It has occurred to me previously that he might rather fancy the idea of a hereditary presidency, and that’s all a king is, really; so it’s more likely that he’s simply planting the idea so that it doesn’t come as a surprise later. We know that he strongly believes that ability is down to genes, and that he has what he calls ‘good genes’, which he apparently inherited from his uncle. Inheriting genes from his uncle might, of course, tell us something not previously known about the intimate relationships of his family members, but it’s more likely that we lesser mortals simply don’t have the capacity to understand the science of inheritance the way that Trump does. His genes clearly give him a level of understanding beyond the ken of other mortals, to say nothing of an entitlement to rule.

In any event, his belief in his own ability is unshakeable, as is the belief that anything he says becomes truth simply by issuing from his mouth. And once he’s said something and it has appeared in the media, he can legitimately say that he’s read reports about whatever it is, thereby reinforcing its truthiness, and attribute it to the media, who are only (and always) ‘fake’ if they dare to correct him. It is into that parallel universe which Sir Starmer is planning to venture next week, assuming that the meeting goes ahead and doesn’t get cancelled because Trump takes offence in advance at what Sir Starmer has said he’s going to raise, or at his refusal to pardon and release a random selection of people about whom Trump has heard reports in the meantime, abolish VAT, and cut taxes on US billionaires.

There have, historically, been other meetings where the two parties have gone in with rather different expectations as to the nature of the discussion, but not many with the sort of gulf which is opening out at present. Sir Starmer rather simplistically thinks he is going there to explain the European perspective to Trump and plead with him to maintain existing long standing alliances. It’s based on the naïve belief that the so-called ‘special relationship’ ever meant anything to the US, rather than simply being part of a UK attempt to big itself up; Trump is simply being more honest about the true US view on that issue. Trump, on the other hand, probably thinks that Sir Starmer is going to the US to receive his orders with the expectation that he will faithfully execute them on his return.

The people I feel sorry for are the staffers on both sides, tasked with writing some sort of joint communiqué which presents a complete non-meeting of two minds (well, one and a half) as though it were a hugely consequential agreement on matters of great importance. Which Trump will probably refute within days.

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