There’s an old
joke about three people arguing about which is the oldest profession. The engineer said, “Just look at the
universe. It’s a masterpiece of
engineering – god is obviously an engineer.”
The architect disagreed, saying, “The bible says that god created order
out of chaos; that requires planning.
God must be an architect.” The
politician trumped both of them with one simple question – “Ah, but who do you
think created the chaos in the first place?”
What brought
that to mind this week was the Labour leadership contest.
There’s something more than a little Orwellian about the two challengers
being so totally at odds about which of them is the ‘unity’ candidate; but
every time I hear that word ‘unity’ being spoken by a Labour MP, the question
which crosses my mind is simply, “Ah, but who created the disunity in the first
place?”
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