Monday, 27 January 2025

How to get a Peace Prize

 

Apparently, the thing that Trump covets more than anything else (other than more money, of course) is a Nobel Peace Prize. Whether he really cares whether he gets one or not, or is just miffed that Obama got one and the USA’s ‘favourite ever’ (according to him) president didn’t, is not exactly an irrelevant question. And there are plenty of sycophants willing to nominate him – some of them having already nominated him at least once previously.

It’s true, of course, that he didn’t actually start any wars during his first term, which is probably a good starting point. I can’t help wondering, however, what sort of committee deliberating whether to give him one or not wouldn’t hesitate before giving the prize to someone who has threatened the use of force to take Greenland and the Panama canal, is openly threatening to use economic power to force Canada into joining the US, is bullying neighbouring countries into “…[agreeing] to all of President Trump’s terms” by the use of tariffs, and wants to organise a thorough ethnic cleansing of Palestinians by transporting them to Egypt, Jordan, or, bizarrely, Indonesia. Committee members would surely be more than a little hesitant out of a fear that it just might come to look like a mistake with the benefit of hindsight. It may be, as many of those who support Trump argue, that this is all bluster and we should wait and judge him by his actions, rather than by his words. Maybe, maybe not: but wait and see might be a sound piece of advice for the Nobel Prize Committee as well.

Trump’s best chance of getting an early Peace Prize would be to sack the members of the committee and demand that the Norwegian Parliament replace them with his own nominees. Some might argue that he doesn’t have the power to do that – but he doesn’t have the power to sack all the US Government’s Inspectors General either, and that hasn’t stopped him from doing so. There’s no obvious reason why a man prepared to bully Denmark, Colombia and Canada wouldn’t be prepared to do the same to Norway.

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