Thursday, 31 January 2019

Sticking to principles


Theresa May: You should come and talk to me about Brexit.
Jeremy Corbyn: Not until you rule out no deal.
TM: I can’t and won’t rule out no deal.  The only way to rule out no deal is to support my deal.  You should come and talk to me about Brexit.
JC: Not until you rule out no deal.
TM: I can’t and won’t rule out no deal.  The only way to rule out no deal is to support my deal.  You should come and talk to me about Brexit.
JC: Not until you rule out no deal.
TM: I can’t and won’t rule out no deal.  The only way to rule out no deal is to support my deal.  You should come and talk to me about Brexit.
JC: Not until you rule out no deal.
TM: I can’t and won’t rule out no deal.  The only way to rule out no deal is to support my deal.  You should come and talk to me about Brexit.
House of Commons:  We don’t like no deal.
TM: That’s non-binding and changes nothing.  I can’t and won’t rule out no deal.  The only way to rule out no deal is to support my deal.  You should come and talk to me about Brexit.
JC: Oh, alright then.

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