Monday, 2 December 2024

No need for a new gospel

 

Some of the people Trump is picking to form his cabinet seem to believe that the US constitution should be reformed to base it firmly on biblical law. Presumably, they mean Old Testament law rather than the snowflake nonsense about loving one’s neighbours (especially if they happen to be Canadian or Mexican) or turning the other cheek (instead of seeking revenge). It’s a proposal which could prove problematic for Trump himself – I’m not sure that there is a single one of the ten commandments that he hasn’t broken, or actively considered breaking. He’s even mused about having a graven image of himself carved into Mount Rushmore.

He does, however, have a potential get-out mechanism, because he who controls the content of the bible also controls the detail of biblical law. One of his more recent ventures has been selling Trump-branded bibles, which, unsurprisingly, contain additional content over and above that found in other bibles. (Autographed copies are available as well.) If it’s possible to add additional content, it is surely also possible to amend the existing content for the next print run. And it would only take a small change. If all those pesky prohibitions (‘thou shalt not’) were simply prefaced by a few additional words, along the lines of ‘Unless thou hast first rigged the Supreme Court to give thyself immunity’. Fixed, without needing to go to the lengths of writing a new gospel according to St Donald. He wouldn’t be the first leader in history to ‘discover’ that sacred religious texts give him favours not available to others.