It takes a very
special kind of delusion to look at an electoral defeat and claim that what it
actually shows is overwhelming support for the losing party. Donald Trump has
it in spades, of course, and is clearly keen to apply it to the results of
elections in countries other than his own. Last week, as part of his ‘welcome’
for Keir Starmer, he praised the ‘real winner’ of the election, one Nigel Farage, bizarrely claiming
that Reform had won more seats than they were allowed to have. From a man whose
one and only election victory (to date) was achieved under an electoral system
in which he won fewer votes than his opponent, a degree of confusion is perhaps to be expected.
But we have our own adherents
of the idea that a defeat is really a victory much closer to home. Wales’ very
own RT Davies, for example, declared this week that Wales is ‘inherently Conservative’, the
evidence for which is presumably to be found in the number of seats won by
Conservatives in the General Election in July. Zero is, I suppose, a nice round
number, and the beautiful roundness of it can easily distract attention from
its mathematical significance. He also said that, “The Welsh people reject
the extreme liberal ideology of Labour, Plaid Cymru nationalists and the Lib
Dems”. I’m struggling to identify which part of the mainstream Tory
ideology so enthusiastically swallowed by at least two of the named parties is
‘extreme’, but that’s an aside. The evidence for this rejection is clearly to
be found in the fact that the remainder of Welsh constituencies, after
deducting those taken by the Tories, were won by the three parties he named.
Zero for the Tories and a total of 32 for everyone else is the clearest
rejection of everyone but the Tories that a Tory leader could wish for.
Perhaps he’s not
mathematically-challenged at all, he just believes that election results are
like some strange form of double-entry book-keeping, where every debit has to
be balanced by a credit somewhere else, and the rest of us are simply looking
at the ‘wrong’ side of the balance sheet. After all, a number which looks like
a debt to a customer always looks like an asset to the bank. I’m not sure that
I’d want him as a banker, though. Even when it isn’t rhyming slang. It’s more
likely that he comes from that school of thought which believes that if you
repeat an untruth often enough it ends up being believed. It’s an approach
which has a long and disreputable history, but as Trump demonstrates, daily,
the more outrageous the statement, the more effective it can be. Maybe RT’s
problem is that he simply doesn’t have it in him to be outrageous enough.
Everyone, or so they say, has at least one redeeming feature – being insufficiently
outrageous could be his.