In defence of the PM’s
decision to reappoint as Home Secretary an individual who has breached security
rules and the ministerial code, government ministers went on the airwaves
yesterday to claim that she had made a mistake, accepted the fact, and
apologised, and that her re-appointment was therefore entirely acceptable. Sunak
himself said much the same: “The home secretary made an error of judgement
but she recognised that she raised the matter and she accepted her mistake”,
before going on to say that she would be cracking down on criminals, such as
burglars. Bearing in mind the fact that she deliberately shared a confidential
document with someone who had no right to see it, to say nothing of the
widespread suggestions that this was actually a pattern of behaviour rather
than a one-off, it could presage a whole new approach to crime and punishment.
Just imagine the savings for the criminal justice system if the criminals being
cracked down upon had merely to admit a mistake, apologise, and resume their
criminal activity unhindered. Sunak’s definition of ‘integrity’ seems to differ
little from that of Johnson.
Then we have his approach to
answering questions in the Commons. There is an old party game in which one
person gives the answer to a question and the rest have to work out what the
question was – my favourite was “9W”, which was apparently a response to
the question, “Mr Wagner, do you spell your name with a ‘V’?”. The idea is that
there is at least some possibility of working out how the answer related to the
question, but Sunak (like both of his predecessors) seems determined to take it
to a new level. According to Hansard,
the question to which “I was pleased to have a call last night with the
First Minister of Scotland” is the response was “…will he admit his
mistake and sack the Home Secretary without delay”. It’s not at all clear
that he has understood the rules of the game, but it certainly fits the Tory
definition of ‘accountability’. To say nothing of underlining the utter
pointlessness of Prime Minister’s Questions.
It shows, though, that he is, at heart,
a party animal, always willing to have what passes in his life for fun
and games. He’s also joined in the great pensions hokey-cokey. Whether the
government is or is not in favour of the triple lock currently seems to change
by the hour. It was certainly in the 2019 manifesto, and he’s committed to that
manifesto, but was unwilling to commit to this part of it yesterday. His chancellor was
unwilling to commit to it just over a week ago, then was, according to last
week’s outgoing PM, completely committed to it, but this week is unsure again.
It's all part of the Tory definition of creating ‘certainty’.
Integrity, accountability,
certainty – three keywords which mean exactly what Sunak wants them to mean. No
more, no less. Inside Sunak lurks none other than Humpty-Dumpty.